About Me

I am 24 years old, living the American Dream in the Perpetual Soup that is Florida -- the dream where I'm always poor, but I live with my best friends and I have fluffy cats to curl up with and consistent internet access. 

I write but mostly I procrastinate and then write in big bursts of inspirational productivity. 

My writing could be described as Laurell K. Hamilton and Joss Whedon's blood-covered, hilarious abomination of a love child. 

I'm bad at updating but you can pretty much find me 24/7 on twitter. I also have a tumblr but I forget the log-in every six months.