"Raw Face Is Just Gross"

ten points to the first person who can tell me what that's from--that's NOT KT.


Anyway, I figured it was about time for a real life update...ugh. Well, let's see where I left off last time.

*goes to look*

Oh dear. Well, I have been remiss haven't I?

Well, I passed the retakes of those tests!! YAY ME!

Then I failed the next one they gave me.

I missed it by like 2 1/2 points.

Then I retook it and I passed!!!! YAY ME!!!

Barely. 1 point and I was saved.

On Tuesday, I have to go to Slidell to take the ServSafe test. The 10 hour course of which I must study I have not finished, let alone take the post test. On Wednesday, we have class. I have not finished the videos and chapters I needed to watch/read that i need to have done for it. Yesterday was going to be my Epic Study Day since I was off, but I ended up getting called in to work a hellish overnight on Thursday night, and Friday was also Comm Day--where the BIG BOSSES come down to talk to each manager about various Super Sekrit Stuff.

I went in at 10:30pm Thursday night and didn't leave until 11am Friday. I didn't go to bed until about 2pm, and I had been up for 30 hours altogether.

Yay. Me.

-_-

In Non-Work updates, I've been horribly lacking in all things internet and internet-related. (Tumblr doesn't seem to be suffering though, I see...) I have to finish formatting the EZine and get that sent out. I have to finish writing up CP notes for Laina on SPYDER (which is obvs amazing and publish worthy.). I have to do moar reviews. REVIEWS ARE AWESOME.

and omg I have GOT to get a damn life. I've never felt like I was much of a party person until last RMFW...and then we all saw what happens when you get me around a large crowd of happy people....heh. That was fun. *snorks*

anyway. life is life. kinda sucky for the most part...but bearable so far. Except for those moments where my mother threatens to have a "talk" with this guy I know that she has met and now sees occasionally, as she believes we'd make a cute couple.

Because on top of all of this, I need to be worried about a relationship. *shakes head* Oh, my mother.

SO. What have all my lovely followers been up to?!

review: moon called by patricia briggs

Moon Called by Patricia Briggs
January 31st, 2006
ACE (Penguin)
Urban Fantasy
Mercedes Thompson #1


I bought this from Amazon Kindle.


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Werewolves can be dangerous if you get in their way, but they'll leave you alone if you are careful. They are very good at hiding their natures from the human population, but I'm not human. I know them when I meet them, and they know me, too.

Mercy Thompson's sexy next-door neighbor is a werewolf. 

She's tinkering with a VW bus at her mechanic shop that happens to belong to a vampire. 

But then, Mercy Thompson is not exactly normal herself ... and her connection to the world of things that go bump in the night is about to get her into a whole lot of trouble.

I've seen the covers for the Mercy Thompson books at the library, online, and basically all over the place. I've been meaning to get into this series for a few years now, but never really felt like expending the effort to really try. I bought the first of Ms. Briggs' ALPHA AND OMEGA series this past week and after finishing that, I decided I may as well get the backstory about Mercy and Samuel while I was at it.

I'm so damn glad I did.

I love Mercy's voice, her attitude, her abilities, and how she understands her limits. I adore her friends (Warren and Kyle are my favorites!!! *quiet squeal*). I love her two men--Adam and Sam. Gawd. So much Alpa in one book. *shivers* I just loved this book. I'm about to buy the 2nd book, as well as the next in the ALPHA AND OMEGA series.

I loved the significance of Mercy's tattoo, and the foreshadowing from the vampires.

Moon Called is a very fast paced read, without being so fast that you feel like you've missed something. The progression from Mystery to Gathering Clues to SOLUTION is nicely done, and I loved the ending for Adam's old friend.

All in all, I hate myself for waiting so long to get started in this series, but I foresee myself quickly making my way through them all here shortly. LOL

Cover: 4 Stars
Characters: 4 Stars
Concept:: 5 Stars

Overall: 4 Stars

review: frost moon by anthony francis

Frost Moon by Anthony Francis
April 6th, 2010
Bell Bridge Books
Urban Fantasy
Skindancer #1


I requested this as an ebook from Netgalley.com. 


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In an alternate Atlanta where magic is practiced openly, where shapeshifters party at the urban clubs and vampires rule the southern nights like gangsters, where demure witches sip coffees at the local cafes and mysterious creatures command the dark caverns beneath the city, Dakota Frost's talents are coveted by all: She's the best magical tattoo artist in the southeast: a SkinDancer, able to bring her amazing tats to life.  

When a serial killer begins stalking Atlanta's tattooed elite, the police and Feds seek Dakota's help. Can she find the killer in the dark fringe of the city's magical Edgeworld? What kind of enemies and allies will she attract among the powerful outcasts and tormented loners, who see her as a threat, a seduction, an unexpected champion . . . or as delicious prey.

So, I requested this based purely on a whim. I'll be perfectly honest: Dakota's appearance almost put me off. I admittedly like my heroine's small in stature and a bit less...I dunno exactly how to describe her. She's...bad ass but not. She very much gives off the image of a bad ass without actually being one. Make sense?

But before I really start talking about the book--let me just say how much I love that cover. OMG. You have to read the book to really understand how awesome that cover is because can we say appropriate? It's so rare for a cover-person to even remotely resemble the actual character that when it happens, it's awesome. So yeah. LOVE the cover.

OKAY. So. Book. I came close to not reading this. But...I don't know what it is but it just sucked me in. The idea of tattoos being a magic in and of themselves, the art and the interaction of skin and ink, design and intent...god that just really caught me. I loved Dakota and Cinnamon's initial relationship--I admit, I was so disappointed when it changed and got all platonic-y. *sadface*

I never really got attached to the possible love interests--I mean, they're all perfectly lovely, but none...just screamed PERFECT YES ME OBVIOUSLY IT'S ME, like so many heros do. Maybe it's because there was never really a specific hero? I don't know. I don't know what to make of Dakota's ex-girlfriend. I loved that Dakota was bi and that it's not just a "oh yeah she likes girls too but here let's just bring out ALL THE PENIS" like so many do. There was an actual girlfriend and there was chemistry and it was kind of tempting to want them back together...gah.

This book was addictive, it really was. So obviously I got the sequel...*grin*

All in all, a great book. Well worth the time to read. My only real complaint is that there really isn't a set love match (one or even two) and I really do like a good romance. LOL

Cover: 4 Stars
Characters: 4 Stars
Concept: 5 Stars

Overall Rating: 5 Stars

keep moving forward

So...That test I was supposed to take back on the 11th, and didn't because BIGGER BOSS said "Nope"? Well, I ended up taking it about a week ago.

Annnnd...I failed all three tests.

I can tell you exactly why I failed.

There are a couple of reasons.

• I didn't breathe. I took 3 tests in 49 minutes. Each had about 40-50? questions per test? Something like that. I breezed through it and didn't allow myself to really relax and just take my time. Probably had something to do with the fact that I took the test an hour and a half before I was supposed to clock in to work. 
• I hadn't received the training I really needed to be able to pass--I've been working there since August of 2010 and I've been in the grill area (working production--which is what the tests were about) but a handful of times. Last year, I switched to overnights for the sole purpose of being able to learn production. (Another coworker of mine had learned it overnight and they weren't teaching me during the day. Logical move, yes? We'll go with yes.) I never got in the grill. It was nothing but drive thru the entire year.
• They knew three solid (four, now) months ago that I would be going into management. They've known that entire time that I didn't have the training I needed and I still never got the training. 
• I think, subconsciously, I wanted to fail. I wanted to show them exactly how they screwed up. "HA. Look and see what happens when you don't do your job and get your people trained the way they're supposed to be!" (I'm not saying it's right--just that it's probably a thought that lurked in my head for a while.) 
• I wasn't at all confident. Why would I be? I'd never gotten the training, and I don't learn by just reading the information. I have to have a muscle memory--something I can connect that information to. All the information that BIGGER BOSS gave us during my Crew Trainer class was stuck in my head because there was a memory to go along with it. I didn't just read it and know it. I could hear her voice telling me, and then I knew it. I could actually have the experience to go along with it, and I remembered. I passed both of those tests with no less than a score 90% (and you need an 80% to pass.).

Well, tomorrow--I retake the tests. Nobody really knows what happens if I fail this time--so I'm going to try and not fail. I don't have to work, so I'm not worried about how long it'll take me. I know BIGGER BOSS will be there for most of the day anyway, so if I need to take 6 hours on it, I can take 6 hours on it. I've got notes and notes to study and I plan on walking in there with the intention of passing those damn tests. 

Admittedly, there's an advantage to having taken the tests once already insofar as I already know what's on them. But that doesn't make my lack of training any harder or less frustrating. 

When they gave me my tests scores, I ended up crying at Ms. C (one of my favorite managers, who recently left us for another store. I came very close to crying when I was saying goodbye. On top of that, my OTHER favorite manager will be leaving on the 1st. GAH.) because I'd been trying to get the training for months. Literally, months. And no one had done anything for me.

(Sidenote: Whenever I end up crying at work, it's always at Ms. C. Always. Every time I've ever ended up crying at work, it's been to her. I don't know why and I always feel bad about it. LOL) 

In other news, I bought my kindle fire today and I'm absolutely in love with it. I may end up using it more often than I use my phone and I use that more than I use my computer!! 

review: scent of shadows by Vicki Pettersson

The Scent of Shadows by Vicki Pettersson
January 1st, 2007
Eos (HarperCollins Imprint)
Urban Fantasy / Paranormal Thriller
Signs of the Zodiac #1


I bought this book from an Amazon Seller. 


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The First Sign of the Zodiac


When she was sixteen, Joanna Archer was brutally assaulted and left to die in the Nevada desert.


By rights, she should be dead.


Now a photographer by day, she prowls a different Las Vegas after sunset--a grim, secret Sin City where Light battles Shadow--seeking answers to whom or what she really is...and revenge for the horrors she was forced to endure.


But the nightmare is just beginning--for the demons are hunting Joanna, and the powerful Shadows want her for their own...




I actually first read this book a couple years ago, having dug it out from the stacks at my local library. I fell in love with it, and managed to find the next 2 in the series. I was looking for something new to read on Amazon, and found this and just had to buy it. (I also bought the next 4--I'll be buying the last one tomorrow.)

(Sidenote: While reading this book, I realized that when I was writing my '09 NaNo Novel...I apparently had this entire story in the back of my head, because I kept having deja vu moments.)

 Joanna is a damaged, cynical, sarcastic heroine who, at times, can look a bit like the villain. The story starts out with Joanna on a date -- she has this rule of "Never Say No" when someone asks her out. That stems from forcing herself to go out with someone again after the attack on her life. The logic of it actually fits her character, and it sets the plot in a good spot. When the date quickly goes sour, and bringing to life hints of the supernatural, she ends up face to face with her ex-boyfriend--the same one she'd been with at the time of her attack.

I never really got to like Ben. From the first time he sets foot on scene, I felt like he was gonna get the short end of the stick. He feels fragile--kind of like he's grasping at something that's been gone for a long time. And by the end of the book, you really see where he's completely lost. I can see where her sixteen year old self fell for him--but he never really recovered from her attack, whereas she took it and transformed herself into something strong.

I loved Warren--crazy, funny, kinda stinky Warren. HATED her dad. HATED. HATED. HATED. LOATHED HIM. Just from the first scene with him and he just sucked. 


Olivia. Joanna's little, sweet, bombshell sister. Gotta love her. All fluff on the outside, sheer computer geek on the inside. I cried.

I think that's the big thing. This book made me cry. I mean, not-pretty, snot-bubbles, red-eyes-for-hours cry. (Just to give you that mental image. You're welcome.) I don't promise that you'll cry because there have been books that other people have said would make me cry and my eyes were as dry as the Sahara Desert.

This series ranks right up there with Karen Marie Moning's FEVER series for me. And that is possibly the highest compliment I can possibly give Ms. Pettersson.

OMG BEFORE I FORGET. HUNTER. 


omg. hunter. gods. i love that man. want. him. I want Hunter to be real and mine. *hugs book*

Okay. I'm done. *pets the book*

SO.

Overall Rating: 5 Stars 

Never Ignore Coincidence. Unless you're busy.

omg two posts in less than a month! we're already doing better!

so. news. i went to work today to take my crew chief's exam (which is one step below a manager and one above a crew trainer which is what i am now and i need it to go into the management class). i was told 13 days ago that BIG BOSS said i could go to management.

well, 13 days ago (and subsequently in the time since) i have not been trained in the grill area, making food. i've only been certified on breakfast table--trained on lunch table, and trained on breakfast grill, not trained on lunch grill, or food safety, and on none of those, certified. i also was never informed of a food safety video i had to watch and when Ms. C found out about that, she told me to talk to BIGGER BOSS (who is awesome, we love her).

well, BIGGER BOSS told me straight up, "you're not taking the test today." i have until the second class of SMX (manager class) to take the exams i need, and i believe i will be taking full advantage of that time to get these people to freaking train me where i need to be trained.

this was simply ridiculous.

and on top of that, one of the other crew trainers who was supposed to be taking the same exam with me (and will be in SMX with me) had never been told about the video either so she didn't take hers either. HA! it's not just me!

so yeah. that. work stuff. bleh.

and on an even WORSE note, i wrote 300+ words today while we were waiting on my dad to get off work. but it was on my other screwed up not used very much anymore computer and i loved what i had. it was great setting, awesome mood, interesting characters...and i shut the computer (not shutting it down but just closing it) and planned on moving the file from that laptop to this one, and when i got home...

it told me it had shut down to do an update and omg it deleted any trace of those words. I HATE THAT COMPUTER FOREVER. HATE. IT.

*cries*

those were such good words. :(

r.i.p. words.